The Playbook

For those of you who watch the 'How I Met Your Mother' series by CBS must be remember this scene. Yes it's a scene where Barney decides that he wants to use all the strategies from the book which he wrote. And that book called 'The Playbook'. And yes, like the previous book 'The Bro Code' this book will be out next month. Here are some of the tricks :

THE PLAY : The Brian's Friend
INSTRUCTION :
1. Approach a chick and say, "Hey, it's great to see you again! I feel terrible, but I've forgotten your name."
2. She'll insist she's never met you before. That's when you say, "I'm Brian's friend."
3. Embarrassed, she will endeavor to make it up to you - hopefully, sex-wise.
SUCCESS RATE : 90%

THE PLAY : My Penis Grants Wishes
INSTRUCTIONS :
1. Dress up like an Arabian prince, and hit up your local bar.
2. Pick out a target and ask if she's heard stories about a magic lamp that summons a genie when you rub it. She has. Now tell her that due to an unfortunate magic-carpet accident, the genie now resides in your penis.
3. At this point, if she asks whether she'll be able to ask for more wishes, you're good to go.
SUCCESS RATE : 10%

THE PLAY : I Can Guess Your Weight
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Approach your target and announce that you can guess her weight.
2. Intrigued, mortified, and paralyzed by her body-image issues, she'll want to know your guess.
3. Take what you think she really weighs and subtract 25 pounds. Now subtract another 5. Give her this number.
4. Have sex with her.
SUCCESS RATE : 65%

THE PLAY : The Author
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Hang around a public place until you find a viable target reading a book.
2. Approach and ask her how she likes the book so far, and as she's answering, glance at the cover and memorize the author's name.
3. If she says she likes it, hold out your hand and introduce yourself as the author.
4. Go back to her place for a speed-read.
SUCCESS RATE : 18%

THE PLAY :The Shotgun
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Approach any viable target.
2. Ask if she'll have sex with you.
3. Immeadiately repeat steps 1 and 2 untill someone says yes, you run out og women, or you're temporarily blinded by a vodka cran.
SUCCESS RATE :25%

Well to me, it's more of like an opener. You know, when you see a beautiful women and don't know how to start to approach them. Some of this are really a nice opener and some are just lame. Have fun improvising yourself.

Source : Cosmopolitan (US version)